Anime has ruined me

Once again, this turns into a blog about my sexual frustrations and why I'll forever be single.
Anime has ruined everything about what I find attractive in men.
1.) Beautiful long black hair.

This one is HUGE.  When guys have this in real life, they're usually gross creepers that have no idea how to care for long hair.

2.) Smug womanizers with beautiful long hair

What have you done to me tomomasa.  Your type is THE WORST.  How dare you.  You and your beautiful hair. Afraid of responsibility and commitment and focused only on a woman's looks. Why am I so attracted to you.  stop. 

3.) I'll never see a man in a real life Yukata and this upsets me.

You get out of here Kon, you're like, everything on this list.

4.) Those beautiful eyes.

GOSH DANG IT KON